In preparation for the women’s retreat at my friends’ house, I agreed to help by picking up some of the litter and trash on the quarter-mile dirt road leading up to their property. Armed with a plastic container and a four-wheeler, I set out to pick up trash.
What I discovered is some people, in general, have no regard for the environment and will flippantly discard their beer cans and liquor bottles on the side of the road. I also learned some people, specifically those who cruise up and down Folsom Road in Hahira, Georgia, have a penchant for (in this order) Natural Light, Busch, and Bud Light.
And one of them has a girlfriend because there was a skinny can of Michelob Ultra.